1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:05,120 Look, this was years ago, when Jethro was 15. 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,718 What do you want? 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:07,720 Me better go to school again. 4 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:11,560 Mum, did I mention how Caroline and I have recently started seeing each other? 5 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:13,360 Oh, didn't you used to teach her? 6 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:17,140 I put all your stuff I could find in here, and anything else I'll give to the 7 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:18,140 literary school. 8 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:19,179 I'm sorry. 9 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:20,180 No, you're not. 10 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:23,300 Good to know that everybody's been busy. And where have you been for the last 11 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,020 six months? Well, I'm back now. 12 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,540 And isn't that great? 13 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,800 What is it I'm meant to be doing for this charitable organisation? 14 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,340 I have something else in mind to keep you fully employed. 15 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:35,500 You think you're so much cleverer than everyone else, don't you? This is your 16 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:38,460 lesson, Loretta. Next time, do it better. 17 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,520 Bro, your sister's party's going to be choice, bro. Yeah, forget about it. Is 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,600 she going to do the yachting? Even though she's a girl, is she? Shut up, 19 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,700 I'm onto something. 20 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:52,440 Since you've been in the box. Yes. 21 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,760 See that guy over there? 22 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,160 He's munted. 23 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,720 He was just in the toilets, right? Going on about how he's got this truck 24 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,679 sitting outside. 25 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,940 Oh, bro, he definitely shouldn't be driving. This truck, he was saying, is 26 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,680 of Northland's finest, right? 27 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,060 Kilos of it. All tails, he reckons. Primo tails. 28 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,420 Tails? Yep. 29 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:16,920 It's got to be code, man. You know, tails opposite to him. 30 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,140 Oh, my God. 31 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,720 Fuck off. You can't bloody drive. Oh, you think? 32 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,320 Hey, Philly Meat Drive truck. 33 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,120 Meet at that northern fire. Get away. 34 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,440 Open it up. See where we go. Hey, pretty good cover. 35 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,260 Who would have thought a fridge truck was full of northern fire? 36 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,140 Hey, come and check it out. 37 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,540 No, no, I'll stay here as a lookout. 38 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,000 Is there heaps? Heaps and heaps. No heaps. 39 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,000 What? There's tails, mate. 40 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,580 Some of them have got bodies. 41 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:05,080 What the fuck? 42 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:10,660 Northland spiders. 43 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:48,780 are not leaving. Yes, I am. No, you're bloody not. When I turn 16, I can leave 44 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:51,260 school, and you can't stop me. You just watch me. 45 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,480 You left school when you were 15. 46 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,000 Well, I didn't have much choice in the bloody matter, did I? Mum left at 16. 47 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,700 Well, it was a whole different world back then. Oh, bullshit. 48 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:03,300 My parents needed someone to help out in the shop. And you couldn't wait to get 49 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:07,000 the hell out of there. Love, I didn't have your brains. I was 13 and stealing 50 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,880 coal off the yards to feed my whole family. You see, it is a family 51 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,320 No, this. 52 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:13,910 This is a family tradition. 53 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,290 Van left at 15. 54 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:18,510 You know we don't talk about that. Pascal left at 15. 55 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,190 It's not as if you've got her looks. 56 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:25,750 What is that supposed to mean? What he means is we just want you to make the 57 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:26,750 best of yourself. 58 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:30,450 Exactly. Since when did you two start agreeing on anything? 59 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:33,690 We always agree on what's important, don't we, love? That's right. 60 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:36,430 Any more of this fast and we'll cancel your party. 61 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:37,790 Please, make my day. 62 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:39,390 Loretta, you're not leaving school. 63 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,570 She's got to have a party. 64 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,710 Tradition. It is my right, my legal right to leave school. 65 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:52,190 You're meant to defend people's legal rights. Personally, I think you should 66 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,069 stay at school. 67 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:54,550 You know there's no point to it. 68 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:57,070 True, but it's worth it just to see you suffer. 69 00:03:58,190 --> 00:03:59,410 You're such a prick. 70 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:02,590 Oh, cheer up. You've still got your party to look forward to. Oh, yay, more 71 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,650 suffering and degradation. 72 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:08,630 And that disgusting thing with the beer. It's a rite of passage, a fine West 73 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:12,920 tradition. The ceremonial yard handed down through the generations, filled 74 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,140 the sacred words, There you are, boy. 75 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:16,700 Get that badge. 76 00:04:18,339 --> 00:04:22,140 If you do it without hurling, as I did, your destiny is assured. 77 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,280 Or not, as the case may be. 78 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:27,820 There you are, boy. 79 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,380 Get that badge. 80 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:46,580 be able to shift them bro these things are like the gold of the sea they put 81 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:52,340 kai on kai moana brother make a few calls they'll be running out the door 82 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:59,080 and my dad he's definitely in joyce how many boxes 83 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:04,340 i know i mean we should give him a cut why you didn't do nothing to steal them 84 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:08,720 no it's not what he's done it's what he's gonna do what are you gonna do well 85 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,780 don't know but he's got to be up to something by now 86 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:12,980 If I want to be in, 87 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,700 I've got to show them I've got the chops, man. 88 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:20,260 Bro, you've got the chops. You've got the big, meaty chops, man, with sauce on 89 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:21,820 top. And chips. 90 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,240 Yeah. 91 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:25,360 Yeah, but he doesn't see that. 92 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,500 This is about you and respect for your old man. 93 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,600 OK. 94 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:38,080 But his cut's not coming out of my cut. 95 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:39,340 No. 96 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:44,650 Finally. Don't even start. Unlike you, I have a life and I'm meeting him for 97 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:45,650 dinner. 98 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:47,130 Thanks, Emily. No problem. 99 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:51,190 You let that go as a toilet. 100 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:53,910 I want you in to pee on the floor. This is not a public convenience. 101 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:54,889 Who cares? 102 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:58,390 You do because you work here. Not anymore. I told you I'm only doing this 103 00:05:58,390 --> 00:06:01,670 something better comes along. And that is Hayden. 104 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,180 I don't know how to get this through to you, but a boyfriend is not a job. Well, 105 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:08,840 not at first, obviously. But if I don't put the same amount of time in, some hoe 106 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,300 will get him, and then I'll just end up single and bitter like, say, you. 107 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,780 But I am pay... But I got the manager to pay you to work here. 108 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,580 But I have Hayden. Pay you in real money. 109 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,060 But I have Hayden. 110 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:24,440 Right. So if he's paying you, what exactly does that make you? 111 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:26,920 Happy? 112 00:06:28,110 --> 00:06:29,770 You are totally leaving me in the lurch. 113 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:32,250 You're leaving school next week. Why don't you just get a job here? 114 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:35,330 They won't let me. 115 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:39,010 Who? Our evil parents. They have to finish the year. 116 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:43,550 What's so funny? 117 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:47,950 Why don't you just do what the rest of us did if you want to leave? Get 118 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:52,630 expelled. 119 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,009 That's brilliant. 120 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:57,960 See? I'm not just as attractive in a good bed. 121 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:04,460 You know, sometimes she just doesn't seem quite normal. 122 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:05,739 How do you mean? 123 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:10,520 Well, she's so secretive. She's got no friends. She hardly ever goes out. Oh, 124 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:13,160 we'll sort it. You think so? Stick together. 125 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:14,460 I know so. 126 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,940 How can she have a party if she's got no friends? 127 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:20,000 We'll make it a good one. 128 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,540 Don't worry. 129 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,740 Remember when we made her? 130 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,600 Uh -huh. 131 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:33,660 First weekend away without the kids, and I ended up with another one in the 132 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,660 oven. Oh. 133 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,960 It was worth it, though. 134 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,500 Good wedding. 135 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,140 Excellent spread. 136 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,360 How long? 137 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:45,140 Cold duck. 138 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,420 No condoms. 139 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,620 You're blaming me? 140 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,960 Well, yeah. 141 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,700 Hey, I could have held off. 142 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:55,540 But you? 143 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:59,100 Once you get started, you're unstoppable. 144 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,780 Oh, 145 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,360 too much cold, Dad. 146 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,880 Is that what it was? Mm -hmm. You sure? 147 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,120 Don't stop. 148 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,160 It's like the perfect score, and then you're in. 149 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:19,740 I'm not so generous of you, Van, but I don't see how I can help. 150 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,000 No, you don't have to do anything. You just take the cash. 151 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,200 All right. 152 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:27,950 But don't say anything to your mother. No, no, of course not. 153 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:32,169 Be good to me, your mother. 154 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:34,710 Do I get any of that? 155 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:37,429 Breakfast. 156 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:42,450 Morning, you. 157 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:43,809 Morena. 158 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:45,910 You got something to tell your mother and I? 159 00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:49,070 I'm sorry that I told you to get up. 160 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:56,630 Hey, party girl. 161 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,090 Hey, Dad. 162 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:01,470 Mum. 163 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:03,390 There you go. 164 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,490 That should cover the beer, if you smell it. 165 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:07,210 That's very generous of you. 166 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:08,930 Life to the 16th, eh? 167 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,470 So, hard act to follow after hours, eh, bro? 168 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,650 We might have a few craves too, thanks to the man here. 169 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:17,550 Yeah? 170 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:18,890 How many you got? 171 00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,230 I got a client, owns a restaurant. 172 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:21,890 We good? 173 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:22,970 I'll take a lot. 174 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:24,050 I said we good. 175 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:27,660 Cash? No. 176 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,760 What did you do that for? We're not cutting that wanker in. We weren't going 177 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,500 cut him, and he was going to buy them. We don't want his money, all right? 178 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,180 he's not that bad. He's buying the beers for a red at 16. 179 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,580 You know why? Because he's a shit. 180 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:44,920 Okay. 181 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,260 Hey, all right, now we're cooking, man. 182 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:31,630 I don't know what you think you were doing, but you know I can't ignore this. 183 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:32,849 Of course. 184 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:34,750 You'll be on detention for the rest of the week. 185 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,230 Detention? You heard me. 186 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:40,230 What kind of lame -ass response is that? Come on, take a hard line here. All 187 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,230 right, two weeks. 188 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,470 What about expulsion? 189 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:43,710 We don't call it that anymore. 190 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,030 I don't care what you call it. 191 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:47,530 Do you think you'd get excluded for this? 192 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:52,490 I got rid of every student who played a stupid prank but have no one left here 193 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:53,389 at Shabbat High. 194 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:56,550 And as much as I'd love to see the back of you, Loretta, two weeks detention. 195 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:06,560 Shit. Oh, how many? 196 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,640 Two. Two boxes? 197 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:09,980 Nah, two crates. 198 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,180 Oh. 199 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,520 Hey, bro. 200 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,080 What? It's not very cold in here. 201 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,360 Come and check it out. 202 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:23,840 Nah, you do it. Nah, I'm serious, man. I think they're refrigeration unit stuff. 203 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,060 Yeah, yeah, no, I believe you. 204 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,180 Well, it's not good because they're going to go off. 205 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,600 Well, really? Yeah, well, cranes are like the chicken of the sea. Hang on. 206 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:34,840 Don't you say they're like the gold of the sea? Yeah, but they're also like the 207 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,940 chicken. Because if they go off, they make you hurl your guts and squirt your 208 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,040 ring. Oh. 209 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,700 We've only got hours to find a way to keep these babies cold. 210 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:50,280 It is no accident that the first cultures arose in places where the 211 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:54,720 his encounters with lower people, subjugated them and bent them to his 212 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:00,840 But when the Aryans started being nice to them, it all went downhill. 213 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:07,460 Which is really worth thinking about in New Zealand today. What is this all 214 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,800 about? Well, Hitler's main thesis was that some people are better than others. 215 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,160 And Jews are a problem. 216 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,760 Do you think this is amusing? 217 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:20,020 No. Hitler did shape quite a bit of history. Even if he wasn't that bad. You 218 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:24,260 have deeply offended your classmates and understandably Ms. Hohepper -Weinstein. 219 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,320 I guess you could have issues. 220 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,360 Leave the premises right now. 221 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,920 You're stood down for the rest of the day. 222 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:36,960 Stood down. Your parents will receive a letter outlining the reason. 223 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,300 I stand in front of my class and incite racial hatred. 224 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,480 And the best you've got is stood down. 225 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,860 Do you want to be excluded? 226 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:49,320 Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Finally she catches on! 227 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,980 Yes! Today, preferably, please. 228 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:57,070 I would love... To grant you your little wish and never see you again. 229 00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:01,490 But there's a procedure to these things. There's notices, board meetings, 230 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,610 discussions with parents, reasonable grounds. 231 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:04,990 Can't you be unreasonable? 232 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:08,810 The education system doesn't work like that, Loretta. It worked for the rest of 233 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:09,810 my family. 234 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:13,810 Except Jethro, of course, who had his own special reason to stay. 235 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,590 Different world back then. 236 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,530 Why can't it be a different world now? 237 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,410 You're stood down, Loretta. 238 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,100 They're not all going to fit in there. No, but if we put a couple in the 239 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,060 freezers of, like, everyone we know... We'll never be able to keep track of 240 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,060 them. 241 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880 Oh, yeah. 242 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,420 Hey, birthday girl. 243 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,700 Shut up. 244 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:44,380 What is wrong with me? My entire stupid family can get expelled. Why can't I? 245 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:45,940 Hey, education's good. 246 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,060 Right up to the point where you get expelled, then you get to take freedom. 247 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,980 You got expelled. 248 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,340 Yeah, well, I was smoking a joint and a teacher kind of caught me. Yeah, you 249 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,840 were smoking it on the bonnet of his car, man. 250 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,560 Yeah, caught the cops and everything. 251 00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:58,820 I can't do anything illegal. 252 00:13:58,980 --> 00:13:59,980 I don't want to recourt. 253 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:02,620 You could shag someone, or maybe more than one like your sister. 254 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,660 School water polo team, in the pool. 255 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,240 Oh, no way. 256 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,000 Hey, if you want out, you can't slack around. 257 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,420 Okay, you've got to do the hard yards. 258 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,740 Or you can be like your bro and make a really big stink. 259 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,220 No one's ever actually told me what you did. 260 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,460 I like this big, dark family secret. 261 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,520 Yeah, Mum's kind of ashamed of it, eh? 262 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,220 I don't know what to add. What did you do? 263 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,780 Crapped under the stage before assembly. 264 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,460 Middle of summer. 265 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:38,280 Man, it was funny. All the teachers sitting up there on stage looking at 266 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,540 other like... Did you just fart? 267 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,280 Yeah, guess I shouldn't have tried it again the next weekend. 268 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,900 Caught with his pants down and stood out. 269 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:52,760 No, I can't do that. Oh, but that's Van's way, because he can dump on 270 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,740 Respect. What you need to do is work out your own way. 271 00:14:56,140 --> 00:15:00,700 But most importantly, you need to work out the obstacles in your path and 272 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,700 them. 273 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,880 That is really good advice. 274 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:06,860 I'm here for you. 275 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,540 Hey, can we use the freezer at the video shop? 276 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,680 No. 277 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,520 Now, let me get this straight. You jokers want to borrow a couple of 278 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,680 Yeah. You've got heaps down the shop. 279 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:21,090 And why should I lend freezers when I can sell them? 280 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,770 Because you've got heaps. 281 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:26,990 Yes, but if I lend a freezer to everyone who wanted a freezer, then I wouldn't 282 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,170 be running a shop anymore. 283 00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:31,830 Because I would be lending things instead of selling them. 284 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:34,150 Yeah, okay, be like that. No, hang on, hang on, hang on. 285 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:39,570 There might be a couple of models I can lend you at a reasonable price. 286 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,050 If you let me know what you need them for. 287 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,479 Here you go. 288 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,480 Yeah. 289 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,980 Hey guys, read that. 290 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,480 Ah, hold on. 291 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,600 Here you go. 292 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:05,659 All true. 293 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,700 Here you go. 294 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,400 These are all lies. 295 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,200 No, they're not. 296 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:19,420 Only some of them. I mean, how would I know about the sporting coach and the 297 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,420 Vegemite jar? 298 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,840 But I do know for a fact that a certain teacher keeps vodka in the stationery 299 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:29,140 cupboard. He is getting help for that. And the one about the senior teacher 300 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,300 a thing for underage pupils? 301 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,460 I think we both know that's true. 302 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,720 And tomorrow, I'll start naming names. 303 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,400 And the day after that, more names. 304 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,460 And mud, in my experience, does stick. 305 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:47,660 Look, I've already told you, I can't exclude you without the necessary 306 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,700 and meetings. You don't need to involve the board. 307 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:53,060 I turn 16 in two days, so I can legally leave. 308 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,320 You just put on the paperwork that I left of my own free will. 309 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,860 Then why are you wasting my time? 310 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,620 Because I have a bigger obstacle. 311 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,339 One that needs to think I've been excluded. 312 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,819 You can't expel her. She's one of your brightest students. No one is denying 313 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,819 Loretta's intelligence. 314 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:14,720 But she's also troubled, antisocial, with possible psychotic tendencies. 315 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,000 Okay, I'll go to the board. I can assure you, Mrs. West, all the appropriate 316 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 sets have been taken. 317 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,300 This is bullshit. 318 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,859 I'm confident that Loretta could still go far and... 319 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,079 Whatever educational journey she undertakes, just not here. 320 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,680 This is about Death Row. 321 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:30,480 Are you getting at her because he dumped you? 322 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,960 This has nothing at all to do with him. 323 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,780 It's about me doing what's right for my school. 324 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:36,880 You snotty bitch. 325 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,820 This is a crappy school. Come on, we're leaving. 326 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,340 No, not over. 327 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,440 I think it is. 328 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,260 They're chip freezers. 329 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,800 Yeah, they've got to be big to take all those bastards, bro. 330 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,840 Classics, these ones. 331 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,320 It's a lot of dosh here. 332 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,720 Quality models, the deal's the deal. 333 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,600 Hey, you give us a box, we'll knock off 50. 334 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:04,659 No way. 335 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,960 Hey, would these be the same cries I was hearing about down at the pub, some 336 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,140 joker from North? Yeah, all right, all right, you can have a box in the truck. 337 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:14,480 Of course, they nicked them themselves, so they can't complain, but a pleasure 338 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,600 doing business with you. 339 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,180 Let's load them up. 340 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,190 Come on, bro, get a move on. We've got food hygiene issues here. 341 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,590 Don't. 342 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:44,189 What's your problem? 343 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,270 The chest freezer. 344 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:46,790 No. 345 00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:56,870 Back when we were kids, me and Jethro were around at our house, back when it 346 00:18:56,870 --> 00:19:01,690 used to be Grandma's, and we were playing hide -and -seek. 347 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:05,530 I was, like, the best hide -and -seeker in the world, man. 348 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,790 It was the one thing that I was way better than Jethro at. 349 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:10,430 Anyway. 350 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:14,510 Grandma had this big old chest freezer downstairs. 351 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,230 It was like the best place to hide, man. 352 00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:22,990 No way was Jethro ever going to find me in there because it was the one place 353 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,950 that we weren't actually allowed to hide. 354 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,670 We do not. Dark. 355 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:31,750 It was real cold. 356 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,530 And I couldn't breathe. 357 00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:36,370 I started getting again. I couldn't open it. 358 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:38,970 And it was still blacked out. 359 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,050 And I woke up in hospital. 360 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,910 They reckon I was oxygen -deprived. 361 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,490 Deprived. They reckon I could have got brain damage from it. 362 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,510 But you're all right now. 363 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,210 Yeah, but I hate these things, man. 364 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:54,150 That's why I hate being cold. 365 00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:58,770 Look, it was a long time ago. Okay, bro, you've got to face your fear. Okay, 366 00:19:58,770 --> 00:20:00,150 otherwise the fear's going to rule you. 367 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:03,070 Okay, now grab a box. Nothing's going to happen. I can't. 368 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:04,350 You can't hurt! 369 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:07,330 Look, if these don't go in there, we've got nothing to sell. 370 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,330 Then your man doesn't get his cut. 371 00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:11,270 You want that? 372 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:13,870 They should be in. 373 00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:34,459 We're working. 374 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,380 Get the rest of those bad boys in there. 375 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,580 Expelled. 376 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,360 Following in the great family tradition. 377 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,020 That's it. Your party is off. 378 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,640 Oh, I'm weeping real tears. 379 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,180 You get into your room and you come out when you're 20. 380 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:53,560 You are not wasting those brains of yours. And what's your educational best, 381 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,380 Dad? A few classes in the pokey? You! No, no, no. 382 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:07,470 You're too bloody soft on her. What, this is my fault now? She runs rings 383 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:10,350 you. Oh, and who does she take after, Wolf? It's certainly not me. 384 00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:11,189 Don't start. 385 00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:14,830 Look, she's as stubborn as you are and as manipulative as your bloody mother. 386 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:18,330 Don't start on my mother. Hey, why don't we talk about your family? Why don't we 387 00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:22,110 do that? What about wacko Jeanette and Mandy the mauler? Look, compared to your 388 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,670 mother, Wolf, they're a walk in the park. 389 00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:27,770 Keep trying to tell him she's different to all of the others. 390 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:32,590 They've all had their teenage thing, you know, sex and drinking and driving and 391 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:37,550 dope and shoplifting, but her, I know how she is. 392 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:41,050 I just don't understand it. 393 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:45,730 What? Well, half of them sometimes being different. 394 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,390 We just think it's great that you've been so accepting of her. 395 00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:49,610 Of what? 396 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:51,570 You don't know. 397 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:52,730 Know what? 398 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:56,410 Um, have you... 399 00:21:56,890 --> 00:22:00,470 Ever considered that Loretta's batting for the other team? What team? 400 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:05,670 Like the netball girls or rugby or tennis. Or cricket. 401 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:08,030 Cricket, they're the word. She doesn't play sport. 402 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,310 It's a girl, Cheryl. 403 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:13,950 You know, lucky lickers, panty fiddlers. 404 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,270 Loretta, Jesus, my boy. 405 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:23,390 Well, it's just so obvious we thought you knew. I mean, you just got to look 406 00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:25,770 her. Jeans, no make -up. She's never had a boyfriend. 407 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,080 She can't be. 408 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,680 Hey, look. 409 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,860 They can still have normal, happy lives. And at least he's not going to get 410 00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:37,960 knocked up by some loser. You know, some of them swing both ways. You know, 411 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:38,959 twice the fun. 412 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,460 I mean, once I meet this girl, we'll actually marry. No, stop it, stop it. 413 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:49,380 I don't need to hear that. If Loretta were gay, I'd know about it, right? 414 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,360 Of course you would. 415 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:55,860 But she'd tell you, wouldn't she? 416 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,840 What are you doing? 417 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,840 Watching some shit. Not anymore, you're not. 418 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,400 What is all this crap? 419 00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:22,180 Don't get your tits in a tangle. 420 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:23,680 And how the hell did you get in here? 421 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:24,900 Pascal gave me a key. 422 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:26,460 Hey, Pascal. 423 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,080 She's all right. 424 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,040 In a kind of trampy Rachel Hunter wannabe kind of way. 425 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,600 At least she doesn't mind if I hang out here. 426 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:38,220 Yeah, that's because her brain isn't big enough to think about anything apart 427 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,160 from scoring a penis that says meal ticket. 428 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,480 Whoa, angry. 429 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,280 Get out. Get out of here and take your crap with you. 430 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,520 I would, but I don't have anywhere to go. 431 00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:51,800 I got kicked out of home for the stuff that went down with my stepfather. 432 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,740 Right, I'm sure it was all really tragic, but right now I want my office 433 00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:59,260 could sleep between the shelves. No, that would just encourage you. A girl 434 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:00,119 let me. 435 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:04,180 If you want someone to solve your problem, go and talk to Wins or Sips or 436 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:05,180 other set of initials. 437 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,520 Get a benefit or a foster home or go sleep under a bridge. 438 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,760 You are such a bitch. 439 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,600 I just happen to think that being young and female is no excuse for being a 440 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,800 victim. You'd think so. 441 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,100 Oh, I know so. 442 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,680 Out! 443 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:31,200 If you're looking for 444 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,420 Loretta, she snuck out. God knows where. 445 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,640 You want a beer? 446 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:40,380 Yeah, I... Of course, she does have more than a bit of your mother in her, so 447 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:41,800 you might need to take a firm hand. 448 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,620 Rita liked a firm hand. 449 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,500 But you can't cramp a style. Those wily ways can have their advantages. 450 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,960 Right, Dad. 451 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,400 I remember my 16th. 452 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,020 Rita wanted to make it extra special. 453 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,800 Yeah, she got you that yoghurt glass. 454 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,260 No, just the icing on the cake, so to speak. 455 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,980 Rita wanted to stay overnight on me birthday. 456 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,420 Give me all of herself. 457 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:05,800 It had only been heavy petting up until then. 458 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:09,400 Of course, my old mother, she wasn't having any of that. 459 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,960 So, Rita, she invited her friend Pat along. 460 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,840 Share a room. 461 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,260 Girlfriends. Cunning. 462 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,400 As it advantageous, like I say. 463 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:25,200 Of course, I snuck in there late at night, and me and Rita and Pat, we had a 464 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,200 great old time. 465 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,820 Quite a girl, Pat. 466 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,190 She and Rita got up to all sorts. 467 00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,650 She used to stay over when I was away. 468 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:38,590 It was nice for Rita. 469 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:40,130 Girls together. 470 00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:44,350 And she was a dab hand with a bat, old Pat. Bloody good cricketer. 471 00:25:46,430 --> 00:25:48,110 One last time. 472 00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:49,370 Yeah. 473 00:25:53,930 --> 00:25:54,930 Hey, hey, hey! 474 00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:57,930 Sorry, bro, I didn't mean it. 475 00:25:58,150 --> 00:26:00,370 Winker. Hey, but you did it. Yeah, I guess. 476 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:04,530 Celebration, bro? 477 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,270 Yeah, why not? 478 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:12,950 Here's to fame and fortune. 479 00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:16,930 Well, maybe not fame, but the respect to your old man. 480 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,910 Sure. And money. 481 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,590 That's what I said, fortune. 482 00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:26,350 But I thought fortune was like good luck. 483 00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:27,730 Well, it is. 484 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:29,490 Well, it's both. 485 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:31,510 See, we had good fortune with the truck. 486 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:33,270 Now we're going to make a fortune. 487 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,510 Choice. 488 00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:37,050 Should be enough to buy your sister a birthday present, too. 489 00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:39,730 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 490 00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:41,230 Yeah, maybe. 491 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,930 The word is out. 492 00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:51,030 Our goods are in demand, and they will come. 493 00:26:51,430 --> 00:26:53,110 Oh, yeah. They will come. 494 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:57,550 You know, I try my best with her. 495 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,470 But being number four, maybe... 496 00:27:01,850 --> 00:27:05,410 Maybe she didn't get to spend as much time with her as with the others. 497 00:27:05,730 --> 00:27:07,350 You did a great job with Loretta. 498 00:27:08,950 --> 00:27:11,570 I don't think she had the same role model as everybody else. 499 00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:14,550 You are an outstanding mother. Best there is. 500 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:15,870 You think I'm soft. 501 00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,130 That's a mother's job. 502 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,910 Just like it's a father's job to be tough. 503 00:27:20,590 --> 00:27:21,870 Good cop, bad cop. 504 00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:24,310 So here's what we do. 505 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:29,330 You keep doing what you do, and I'll find a way to bring that girl into line. 506 00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:30,910 Okay. 507 00:27:34,490 --> 00:27:35,490 Morning, gorgeous. 508 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:40,750 Hi. How I was thinking, we haven't really got your birthday present yet. 509 00:27:41,070 --> 00:27:43,710 So? Well, you are kind of difficult to buy for. 510 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:44,949 Can't really. 511 00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:46,070 I thought we could go together. 512 00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:49,650 Now? Oh, when you're up. We'll go shopping. 513 00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:50,970 Girly shopping. 514 00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:52,690 Together. Come on, it'll be fun. 515 00:28:05,469 --> 00:28:06,850 Come on, let's have a look at you. 516 00:28:09,090 --> 00:28:11,430 Oh, you look great. 517 00:28:12,050 --> 00:28:13,330 Doesn't she look great? 518 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:17,090 Oh, it would help if she, like, stopped blouching for a start. 519 00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:19,190 I don't look great. I look like her. 520 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:20,650 You wish. 521 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:23,650 How can you afford to shop when you don't actually have a job? 522 00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:26,730 I get money from lying on your back. Stop it. 523 00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:28,230 Look, you look lovely. 524 00:28:28,590 --> 00:28:30,390 What is wrong with what I usually look like? 525 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,340 It depends what you're going for, fashion vacuum or diesel dye. 526 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:38,420 Look, you have a beautiful face and a great figure. You've just got to make 527 00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,119 of it. 528 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,560 So I can get some tragic guy? 529 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:43,040 No, I don't need a man to feel worthwhile. 530 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,520 Nobody's saying that. Mum, I am who I am and I'm not going to change, so can you 531 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,520 please just get used to it? 532 00:29:17,730 --> 00:29:19,590 Why? I'm not going to do anything. 533 00:29:24,490 --> 00:29:26,730 One book? 534 00:29:26,970 --> 00:29:29,630 The last one, told you. Gold. Wicked. 535 00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:32,350 Hey, I want to keep this one for Loretta's party. 536 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,800 Okay, yep, sweeties. 537 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:38,120 Hey, um, just one thing, though. 538 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,360 What? 539 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:42,040 Well, it's not real frosty in there. 540 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,320 So? 541 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:47,600 Well, Mum's freezer, it's got, like, all this ice and shit in it. 542 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,540 Yeah, well, we just turned these on. 543 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,180 And maybe they'd frost -freeze them. 544 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:55,860 Yeah, right. 545 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,880 Hayden is going to die when he sees this one. 546 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:02,740 What did you get? 547 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,820 Some jeans and a new DVD burner. 548 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,100 These are from us. 549 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:08,260 Excellent. We'll wrap them up and you can act surprised. 550 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,720 I can be surprised. 551 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,720 Good, because I've got another one for you. 552 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,400 Hey, why is she getting heaps of presents when I hardly got any on my 553 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,540 I've found a new school for you to attend. 554 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,820 St. Mary Ignatius. 555 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:21,500 You're kidding, right? 556 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:24,700 That's where you're wrong, my love. I would never kid about anything as 557 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,020 important as my children's education. 558 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,860 But it's a private school. 559 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:28,919 Nothing but the best. 560 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,820 It's a girls' school. A Catholic girls' school. They're all sluts and dykes. 561 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:34,520 It has an excellent reputation. 562 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,600 And they teach that film stuff you're so interested in. You start Monday. 563 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,360 No fucking way. 564 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:42,040 Don't you use that language with me. 565 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,400 Oh shit, I'm not going to that fucking school. 566 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:49,500 You will attend this school as of Monday or you will find my boot so far up your 567 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,480 bum it'll be poking out your throat. I'll leave home. I have rights. 568 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,000 No, you're my daughter. 569 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,940 And if you don't go there... 570 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:57,650 I'll send you to the wire wrapper. 571 00:31:00,710 --> 00:31:02,810 You sent me to Masterton? In a heartbeat. 572 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:03,969 To Jeanette? 573 00:31:03,970 --> 00:31:04,990 Yeah, I spoke with her today. 574 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:08,590 But... Auntie Jeanette doesn't speak to Mum and she thinks you're the demon 575 00:31:08,590 --> 00:31:09,549 spawn of Satan. 576 00:31:09,550 --> 00:31:13,010 She was very understanding of our situation and more than happy to take 577 00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:15,030 the farm, give you some of that wholesome lifestyle. 578 00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:16,570 They're exclusive brethren. 579 00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:20,810 They're a bit on the strict side. Uncle Keith has three leather straps and a 580 00:31:20,810 --> 00:31:23,390 cane. I told him you'd submit to whatever was necessary. 581 00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:24,569 No way. 582 00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:29,170 Even if it means breaking my parole, I will put you in the car and I will drag 583 00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:30,230 you down there myself. 584 00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:31,469 Mum, you can't let him. 585 00:31:31,470 --> 00:31:32,930 Oh, it's nice and quiet down there. 586 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,840 It is witness without Harrison Ford to rescue me. I think your father has your 587 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,840 best interests at heart. 588 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:40,800 I'd rather live under a bridge. 589 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:44,900 I'd find you under that bridge and I'd drag you back. 590 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,820 And you know I would. 591 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:48,900 So what's it going to be? 592 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,900 St Mary Ignatius or the wire wrapper? 593 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,260 Excellent. So excellent. 594 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,500 I picked them up. 595 00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:04,150 The returns? 596 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:06,950 How the hell did you get in here? 597 00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:08,830 Made a copy of the key, Pascal. That's me. 598 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:14,490 Don't have to go through the computer. 599 00:32:14,890 --> 00:32:15,890 I did that. 600 00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:19,050 Does no one in this entire world listen to a thing I have to say? If you weren't 601 00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:22,790 such a cow, they might. Look, I'm getting enough shit from my family 602 00:32:22,790 --> 00:32:23,790 joining in. 603 00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:26,830 What? 604 00:32:27,150 --> 00:32:30,710 What did they do to you? 605 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,440 They want to make me go to a private school. 606 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,200 What's so bad about that? 607 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,080 A school with nuns. So? 608 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,120 You'll get qualifications. 609 00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:43,280 NCEA. Please. 610 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,660 You have a job. 611 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,440 Somewhere to live. Parents to pay for stuff and you're complaining. 612 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,840 Leave me alone and go and get a benefit. 613 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,260 You've already got two. 614 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,280 Three might be pushing it. 615 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,000 It's called working the system. 616 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,980 So why... 617 00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:05,290 Are you here annoying me instead of buying pee or something? 618 00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,510 Pee is for losers. 619 00:33:07,930 --> 00:33:11,490 I don't get why you put Kill Bill Volume 2 in Recommended. 620 00:33:11,810 --> 00:33:12,890 Because it rents. 621 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:15,270 Don't you like Tarantino? 622 00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:16,810 Overrated. 623 00:33:17,650 --> 00:33:20,370 True. Stylish, but derivative. 624 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:22,690 What movies would you recommend? 625 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:27,950 Welcome to the Dollhouse, Donnie Darko, Les Diaboliques. Remake? Original. 626 00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:30,810 Although, Isabella Adjani is gorgeous in the remake. 627 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,580 Looks a bit like you, actually. 628 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:36,840 Do you think my flattery gets you everywhere? 629 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,800 Depends on what you want. 630 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,680 What do you want? 631 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,040 I want you to spell diabolic for me. 632 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,320 Why? 633 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,860 Can't you do it yourself? 634 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:56,200 I want you to do it. Well, you put your lips together and you start 635 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,760 with a D. 636 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,180 Man, we made heaps. 637 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:05,600 You owe me for the freezers, bro. 638 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:07,220 Oh, yes. 639 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:11,159 Thank you. 640 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,580 This is for my dad. 641 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,440 That leaves you with, like, 40 bucks. 642 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,020 So? Well, it's not much for all the work. 643 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,739 Well, yeah, I know, but I want Dad to know that I did real good for him. 644 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:27,159 I'm not chipping in. 645 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,620 Yeah, I don't expect you to. I know you've been through shit, but this is my 646 00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:30,620 dosh. I know. 647 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,620 There'd better be blooming grapes. 648 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:04,440 I might go check out St Mary Ignatius today. 649 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:06,980 You will? 650 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:08,540 For real? 651 00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:10,440 I knew you'd see sense in the end. 652 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:14,200 But if I start taking vows and singing Climb Every Mountain, you only have 653 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,118 yourselves to blame. 654 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,440 Why don't you change your mind? 655 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:17,860 Let's wire up, I guess. 656 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,720 I don't buy that for a second. 657 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:25,180 Okay. I talked to a friend and she made me realise that I have a lot to be 658 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:26,560 thankful for. You have a friend? 659 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,420 Yeah, I might invite her to my party. 660 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,360 Her? If my party's still on. 661 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,980 Of course it bloody is. 662 00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:57,890 Oh, yeah, they've got a bit warm in the car, haven't they? Okay, I'm going to 663 00:35:57,890 --> 00:35:58,890 put them inside for later. 664 00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:00,150 Okay. 665 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,310 You can't be too careful with seafood. 666 00:36:13,450 --> 00:36:14,450 Catholic school? 667 00:36:14,470 --> 00:36:15,470 It's very well equipped. 668 00:36:15,670 --> 00:36:17,150 Yeah, but you don't know anything about religion. 669 00:36:17,470 --> 00:36:20,950 I've seen The Exorcist. Hey, why is that homeless girl here? 670 00:36:21,270 --> 00:36:22,410 Oh, she's my friend. 671 00:36:22,690 --> 00:36:23,890 I thought you hated her. 672 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,560 I just got to know her better. 673 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,160 Hey. 674 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,380 Hi. 675 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:30,940 Do you want a drink? 676 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,720 Yep. Hey. 677 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:36,980 Loretta's friend. 678 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,260 Oh, really? 679 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,260 They are so cute. 680 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,980 In a baby bulldozer kind of way. You are handling this so well. Oh, you know, 681 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:47,300 because if you don't, they turn into prostitutes and drug dealers. 682 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,560 Or tennis players. 683 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,420 The one with the smarmy, I've got something up my butt look. 684 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,400 Yeah, he does have that look. 685 00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:02,980 Then we'll be with Munter. 686 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,380 Oh, that's weird. Usually they're surgically joined. 687 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,260 Oh, hey, come on. 688 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,500 You did all right. 689 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,080 Ah, piece of pussy. 690 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:24,200 Yeah, so, um, if you've got anything else going on... What makes you think 691 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,700 No, nothing. I just... I mean, if you did, I could help you, maybe. 692 00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:33,260 I'll keep it in mind. 693 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,120 What a lovely family, my man. Sorry. Eric. 694 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,380 Oh, yeah, yeah. You're those craves, aren't you? 695 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:46,300 Excellent. Oh, you got them out this afternoon. You had a real old big out, 696 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:46,999 and myself. 697 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,420 George. Hey, um... Hmm. 698 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,200 You can buy those freezers back now, if you want. 699 00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:54,940 Why? Because we don't need them anymore. 700 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,500 I mean, why would I want to buy them? 701 00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,700 Because they're quality models. 702 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,360 They actually work. I was going to send them up with Tim. 703 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,280 I've been getting some tips. 704 00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:25,370 Bro, some of the punters are not too happy. 705 00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:29,730 Yeah, me too. I reckon stay away from the pub for about two weeks. Yeah, I 706 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:30,730 reckon. No, funnel. 707 00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:37,210 Time to get on with it. Where's that girl got to? 708 00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:39,870 Licky, licky, licky. 709 00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:44,410 Hey. 710 00:38:51,350 --> 00:38:52,470 Thought you fled your own party. 711 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,800 Give it time. 712 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,360 Birthday presents. 713 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,320 Two six -packs, one Jack Daniels, two bottles of Jim Beam and a tequila. 714 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,440 If I don't hide them, they'll drink them. 715 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,320 The 16th thing seems to be a pretty big deal around here. 716 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,040 Well, in my family, we celebrate early because there's a high chance you won't 717 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,040 make it to your 21st. 718 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,420 Dead? Usually just in prison. 719 00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:17,540 Where's your shadow? 720 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,160 Bathroom. Some kind of a make -up crisis. 721 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,520 Got yourself a winner there. 722 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800 Yeah, gorgeous. 723 00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:24,150 Anne holds a liquor better than any guy I've ever met. 724 00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:25,950 What more could a man want? 725 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:28,510 Seriously, Shallow, you two are meant to be together. 726 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:32,470 What's that? 727 00:39:33,390 --> 00:39:36,550 In some cultures, that is commonly known as a birthday present. 728 00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:41,250 You bought me a present? 729 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:48,770 If you've already got it, I can exchange it for a bottle of tequila. 730 00:39:58,250 --> 00:39:59,250 Oh, there you are. 731 00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:00,990 With Hayden. 732 00:40:02,190 --> 00:40:03,190 Great. 733 00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:05,170 Your presence is required. 734 00:40:06,150 --> 00:40:07,250 Oh, shit, it's time. 735 00:40:13,290 --> 00:40:17,830 On my 16th, everyone thought I was going to chat, so I fooled them all and I 736 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:19,270 held the floor. I drank it. 737 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:20,550 Really? Yeah. 738 00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:22,810 16 -year -old girls make you drink all that? 739 00:40:23,130 --> 00:40:24,089 Yep. It's tradition. 740 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,090 You people are barbaric. 741 00:40:28,549 --> 00:40:31,430 With this shout, we give you the luck of the week. 742 00:40:32,150 --> 00:40:34,930 There you are, boy. Get that down, you. 743 00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:12,910 She's still gonna... 744 00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:42,670 Look at that girl. 745 00:41:57,930 --> 00:41:58,930 It's all right, Mum. 746 00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:00,770 You don't need to come in with me. 747 00:42:01,350 --> 00:42:02,350 You sure? 748 00:42:02,470 --> 00:42:03,470 I'm not imprimmed. 749 00:42:04,270 --> 00:42:06,310 OK. You have a good one. 750 00:42:24,650 --> 00:42:25,649 You ready? 751 00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:30,670 Sure. Remember, go to class, keep your head down, and keep me informed. 752 00:42:30,910 --> 00:42:34,630 Remember, cash on Fridays and a new mattress for my bed in the adult 753 00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:36,810 As long as you keep getting the grades. 754 00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,050 My grades. I will. 755 00:42:39,430 --> 00:42:40,430 Stop fretting. 756 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,270 See you, Loretta. 757 00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:44,930 Bye, Loretta. 758 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,740 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.